There's a lumberjack in the woods and he hasn't
had sex in the 6 months he's been there so he
goes to his boss and says "what do you guys do
for sex around here"

And his boss says "theres a barrel with a hole in it
at the top of the hill if you stick it in it's a
really good screw"

So the guy says thanx but that disgusting.

So he goes for another six months and realizes its
been year since He's done the nasty so he waits
until like two in the morning to go up there and
he does the nasty with the barrel. So the next day
he tells the boss it was the best sex he's ever
had and asks if he can do it every day so the boss
replies

"sure , except Tuesdays, thats your turn in the barrel"