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Torn Tendon Blues

Gonna tell you a sad story...
Damn thing happen to m'ay...
While playin' touch football...
Just last Sunday.....

I was in on the play....
I was into the game...
But I guess it wasn't my day...
Now things won't be the same...

I jumped up for the catch...
Felt the air under my shoes...
Heard my achilles go "splatch"...
Now I got them torn tendon blues....

Whoa, yea....torn tendon blues....

Couldn't go out and work....
Just laid on the couch...
Couldn't even drink beer...
All I could say was ouch...

So if your in your fourties...
Play sports if you choose....
But don't miss Shut Up and Fish...
'Cause of the Torn Tendon Blues....

Whoa, yea....torn tendon blues....