Home The Crew The Trophy The Shirts The Songs Kodiac Carnage The Walleye Song Sponge Wiebe Square Pants T'was the night before fishing The Torn Tendon Blues The Ballad of Shut up and Fish Doh! ray me Fish Heads The Redneck Bunch Bedwetter Bill The Recipes The Photos Guest Book Links Jokes Kodiac Carnage (or Sean's Summer Vacation song) (sung to the tune of "Green Acres") A posh chalet in B.C. and a scenic view of old Fernie Rocky Mountains spead out so far and wide Mountain Bikin' is the only way to ride! Met some other folks out for fun "Sure, I'll try that Black Diamond run" The trail was called Kodiac Carnage I really didn't mean to fall off the ledge Upside down in a twisted wreck Oh no, I think I broke my neck! Went to the hospital to get cured They only want to know if I'm insured A hospital bed is where I lay Doc says I broke my seventh vertibrae "C'mon Doc, cant' ya just let me go!" take off this cervical fracture halo Now theres just no need to explain what keeps my mind off the pain if not for this... I think I'd go berserk For three whole months I don't have to work !! Bike Wheels ! The Squeals ! Cycle track !! Bones crack !! But you just wait... We'll set things straight... Kodiac Carnage ...I'll be back!