Home The Crew The Trophy The Shirts The Songs Kodiac Carnage The Walleye Song Sponge Wiebe Square Pants T'was the night before fishing The Torn Tendon Blues The Ballad of Shut up and Fish Doh! ray me Fish Heads The Redneck Bunch Bedwetter Bill The Recipes The Photos Guest Book Links Jokes The Ballad of Bedwetter Bill (sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett aka theme from the Beverly Hillbillies")   Come and listen to a story of a man named Bill, who had a few beers and his bladder got filled, in the middle of the night, he was dreaming he was free so while asleep in the kitchen he went and had a pee.....   urinate that is....   number one .. .   tinkle wee wee ....   Well everyone awoke,... it was more than they could take and then Gerry said " Bill, give your head a shake...." "Why'ja go and do that....Whut'ja somekinda freak?" "ya gotta go outside if ya gotta have a leak!"   take a wiz that is ,,,,,   drain the vein...   have a squirt .. .   Ya'all Pee outside now...ya hear !